Dorm horror stories

After reading the 'snoring in youth hostels' thread, there seemed to be a few great little stories about sleeping in dorms. Anyone care to share some more?

My two favourite experiences are 1. My mate pissing on someone else's bed (while they were in it, asleep) in a dorm when sleepwalking in a drunken stupor in the middle of the night.

2. Having a sore arm for 2 weeks after a drunken Irish bloke fell on me while I was asleep. Funnily enough, he supposedly yelled 'Lads, make sure I don't fall' just before he fell.

Mine wasn't quite that bad, but the person above me in a bunk bed in a New Zealand hostel was so drunk one night he pissed the bed. It soaked through the mattress and started dripping down on me. Fortunately I was awakened by the klaxon call of his incredible snoring, which cut right through my earplugs.

Must be the same blokes who shared my dorm in Auckland (the night before a very early flight out). Bloke 1 came in to shake his mate awake - 'yo, mate, give me twenty bucks, there are birds in the bar.' Later, he returned to exclaim, 'ah, shit mate, ya puked in me shoes.' The prequel wasn't much quieter.

Then there was the quarreling couple in Boome, but that trip was a writeoff in itself.....